Kick the Mario hurls you into a ruthless stress‑relief sandbox. A squishy doll of the world's most famous plumber becomes your test dummy, and the room turns into your playground.
Beat, shake, shoot, crush, torture, throw. Rockets and grenades. Automatic rifles, sharp knives, pencils and forks, even heavy bombs. Your arsenal are ridiculous. Every hit showers you with coins, every blast rattles the screen, every scream nudges the life bar closer to zero.
Boom coins fly. Then you shop. Unlock nastier gadgets, crank up the damage, stack passive boosts, and keep the punishment rolling. No rules just results. It's fast, loud, weirdly relaxing; the perfect way to vent after a long grind.
Turn the famous plumber into pixel paste, or send him ragdolling through walls. Experiment with combos, chain explosions, stitch together your own little storm of mayhem. When the bar hits zero, you've earned the right to go again harder, louder, funnier.
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How to play Kick the Mario?
Choose a weapon and click on the screen to shoot
Can I play Kick the Mario on mobile devices and desktop?
Kick the Mario can be played on your computer and mobile devices like phones and tablets.