Dumbocalypse

So, this mad lad Professor Brain was cooking up some crazy brainwave experiments to boost IQ levels, right? But typical of his shenanigans, it all went sideways, and instead of getting big brain energy, folks got turned into total noobs. Epic fail, amirite?

Now these clueless NPCs are struggling to do basic life stuff. Amidst this chaos, the prof had a lightbulb moment and spawned an app where people could drop their noob questions and get some pro tips. I mean, there's literally an app for everything nowadays. So he whipped up the app and put YOU in charge to drop those knowledge bombs.

Your gig? Hit 'em with the best replies you’ve got to keep the planet from turning into a total dumpster fire. Just keep it chill:

- Don't flood the place with too many peeps
- Don't let the humans wipe out
- Don’t turn them into sad pandas
- Don't let them party too hard

See, easy peasy. So go on and help those poor souls level up, and remember to have a blast while you're at it!